If America split into two countries, where would you go?

Definitely not wiener land! Today at lunch I thought I'd like to have a hot dog and remembering the song from my childhood "Oh I'd like to be an Oscar Meyer Wiener." Then, after clocking out at work getting into my car and turning on the radio I hear Anthony Wiener confessing to the Wiener cover up and envision him next to me on the highway making a getaway in the big yellow wiener mobile..................